guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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