I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
ugly people sure do ruin things
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I love you.
Bad choice
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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