It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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