I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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