What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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