So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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