I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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