ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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