physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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