I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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