Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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