so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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