Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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