I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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