Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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