I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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