so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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