'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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