the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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