i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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