so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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