Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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