he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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