During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize