we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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