This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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