If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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