umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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