After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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