is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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