If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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