I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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