Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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