i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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