Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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