I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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