my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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