i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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