If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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