We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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