How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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