Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I CAN MOONWALK!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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