I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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