Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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