We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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