No awkward lesbian experiences without me
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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