No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
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We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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