it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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