you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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