Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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